Friday, November 27, 2009

Black Friday and Jokes

I seems that not only have my losses made me more sympathetic and in tune with other peoples feelings, but I think it has made me an even bigger critic of myself. Has anyone experienced this as well?

Did anyone do any Black Friday shopping? I will never brave the malls on Black Friday again! It was chaotic and everything I wanted was sold out.

I found these jokes and hopes it brings a smile to your face. It did to mine. :-)

1. What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey!

2. What do you call a dumb gobbler?
A jerky turkey!

3. What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
A smirky turkey!

4. What has feathers and webbed feet?
A Turkey wearing Scuba Gear!

5. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

6. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

7. What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

8. Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

9. How can you send a turkey through the post office?
Bird class mail!

10. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

11. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

12. If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

13. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring May flowers.

14. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.

15. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their great old age!

16. What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
French flies!

17. How do you make gold soup?
Just throw in fourteen carrots (carats).

18. What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
Beets me!

19. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.

20. Why did the man invest in feathers?
He heard the stock market was going down.

Jokes taken from

Where is my expected end?


  1. I did black friday shopping and we went early... too early! But we drove about an hour away to a small college town to avoid the crowds, which turned out to be a pleasant experience. it was a super nice distraction. :)

  2. I agree... It has made me more critical of myself. I see myself in a different light.

    Sorry- I dont brave the black Friday crowds! I hate shopping as it is, but the day after Thanksgiving- I am NOT that brave!

  3. I am definately more critical of myself. Finding more blame in things I can't control, but more aware of other's feelings.

    I was up at 2:45am, went to Kohl's found nothing, but got to Target when they opened at 5 and got a bunch of things. It was a positive experiance and a pleasant distraction.

    I don't know if anyone said this, but one thing I will NEVER do....take my baby out on black Friday. With all the people out there, its dangerous and with your baby in the stroller, you can't always see whats going on etc...just my .02.

  4. I am my harshest critic.

    I did brave the crowds. Hubby and I drove 2 hours to start of BF shopping (the only other thing closer to us is Wal.Mart...and I was not about to brave that mess! We got almost all of our shopping done in one day! It was a much needed distraction, although the slightest thing sent me to tears.